Time to start improving

Welcome, I trust YOU are ready to start improving your life. Ideally my knowledge of life, football and deal or no deal will rub off and you will start to notice the difference as you read this sentence. No need to fret, I will not charge for this service as your improvement is its own award. Charitable donations or advice will be considered on an individual basis, however I have no time for hand outs. I have one challenge for all of us today, try and think of a world record that you could break that nobody else would dare think of.